December 2011
45 posts
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I BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
Anonymous asked: don know mr but i think ur really pretty and i bet ur the funniest and niest person in real life
I am disappointed in the human race.
used to think there were worse things than being fat, but i’ve had a surplus of people talk shit right in front of me about how fat and ugly i am lately. at work and at caribou tonight too.
nobody really understands how hard it is to keep my weight at the number it is now, much less lose weight. i’ve started to, but yeah. not gonna happen overnight.
a random stranger told me i was...
attentionkmartshoppers asked: how did you get so awesome?
Anonymous asked: why dont you write personal stuff anymore